Would I Survive A Nuke.com

Congratulations! You're dead! You finally accomplished something!
Welp, you're dead. That desk you hid under failed miserably to protect you.
You are more dead than Cory Feldman's career, and thats saying something
Sorry, you died. But at least you’re in a better place now: a mass grave at beautiful Happy Valley Cemetery!
You’re dead, but you’re in good company...alongside the Allman Brothers Band, Circuit City, and Strawberry Blasted Honeycomb!
Your death is excruciatingly painful, horribly long, and sickening to watch...like Thursday nights on NBC.
Even though you’re dead, you still manage to achieve your lifelong goal: slow decomposition!

So what if your skin melted off? You'll still look good in a turtle neck.
You have a radiant glow, and it is not because you're pregnant.
The only mutant power you are getting is the power to die a long painful death. Yay for radiation sickness!
You survive your horrific burns, but let’s just say that high definition photography will NOT be your friend.
Your wounds provide you with a whole new career: as a model for topographic maps!
Congratulations! Your level of radiation exposure qualifies you for a job as a calibrator for Geiger counters!
Now that you’re highly radioactive, you can’t wait to see what happens when you bite a spider!

You're burned pretty badly, and not the good type of burn like if you were Sweatin' to the oldies
Ever wondered what it would feel like to be on fire? Well, check that off your list of "Things i want to know before i die"
No smoking! ...unless you're on fire...which you just happen to be. Smokey the bear's message just didn't really sink in with you, did it?
Thanks to your injuries, you get a role in a community theater production of M*A*S*H...as Major Burns!
Your friends now like to sit around you on camping trips, telling ghost stories and roasting marshmallows over your wounds! Thanks, radiation!

You have a serious sunburn. On the bright side, it doesnt look as bad as someone from Jersey Shore.
You sustained burns equal to a really good "Yo mama" joke. Oh snap! Buurrrnnnn.
Are you embrassed or did you just sustain 1^st degree burns from a nuke blast? Im going with the latter.

You are fine. You probably live in some godforsaken place like North Dakota.
You're good, but do you really want to live in a world where Glenn Beck actually was right about something for once?
Not dead, but you wish you were because the internet has been knocked out.